Currently, lethargy or writers block or blahblahblah <insert excuse here> prevents me from expanding these thoughts into semi-articulate articles, so here they are in basic form.  Do with them what you will.

• If children are the future then maybe we should stop setting them up for failure.  Greed, corruption, and general selfishness finish the job that shitty parenting started.  This is my “College is a sham” rant getting started, or maybe its a “lack of parenting skills in those most likely to breed rapidly” rant.  Either way,  look for a full version in the future.  But for now, read this all too true info-graphic.

• Bugs are horrible invaders from the outside.  These evil menaces break into your house uninvited and creep around like ninjas.  It’s unsettling, and I will napalm my house as frequently as necessary to make sure they stay out.

• That song Reach Out (I’ll Be There) by the Four Tops….  Yeah, that’s a Jesus song.  Seriously, listen to it.  But instead of some lame love song, think of it as a church song.   It’s better than most hymns and every time I hear it play at work  it makes me smile.  Almost makes up for not playing any Christmas songs that mention *gasp* Jesus.

Which brings me to my next grievance…

• Christmas.  What a sad joke.  I’m sure all of Heaven weeps with the travesty we’ve created.  This deserves a full article, and it will get one.  I don’t even call it Christmas anymore.  It’s Greedmas.  That’s what we worship now.  Greed.  Don’t believe me?  Tell me why we had “holiday merchandise” out in July.  Tell me why a multitude of working class people have to put up with adult temper tantrums because little Susie HAS TO HAVE A TICKLE ME F$%#ING ELMO OR CHRISTMAS WILL BE RUINED.

• Bosses suck.  Seriously.  How do some of these people get promoted?  Heartless, evil, incompetent and pointlessly cruel.  Were you always like this, or did the evil corporations grind you down and suck out your humanity through years of “leadership retreats” and SOP memos?

(Photo by Enid Yu)